January 9th 2014 - Boy Racers

I'm writing at 1am and I’m thoroughly stressed. I’d have been better off sleeping in the police cells.

The knob heads two doors down from me were outside revving the engine off their boy racer car. The arse holes woke me up, and my wife was shocked when I shouted “I’m gonna fuckin’ kill someone in a minute”. She woke up saying, “What, what, what’s happened?” I told her and she moaned at me for waking her up. In the morning I’m going to get my revenge. I know that they were drinking last night so at 5am I’m going to go outside their house and rev my wife’s car engine. It’ll be worse for them as they’ll have hangovers. I’m going to sleep now, but I’ve calmed down and, to be honest, I’m a little excited about the prospect of getting my revenge in the morning. I’ll let you know how it goes.